What's the worst sales pitch you ever heard (or threw)?

C'mon, everyone throws a stinker once in a while. There's got to be one you were pitched or one you pitched that can only summon moans and groans. Feel free to reach back into your early sales career for this one. We won't hold it against you -- sales is the school of hard knocks.

See your anecdote and those of other channel partners below. The most outrageous ones will be published in the PHONE+ YOU Edition.